George Bush: smarter than you think

Our nations leaders aren't as dumb as we think.

Except for Bill Clinton. The legendary democrat scored a 1020, which was more than 200 points less than George W. Bush's 1206. President Obama refuses to release his academic history.

The men that criticize politicians--talk show hosts--all scored extremely high. Bill O'Reilly snagged a 1585, Rush Limbaugh, 1530, and Ben Stein, 1573.  [Does Al Franken know this?]

Several big name actors and actresses did surprisingly well on the SAT. Although Natalie Portman refuses to disclose her number, it is rumored that the beautiful actress achieved a near perfect score, the Daily Mail reported.

Scarlett Johansson, on the other hand, bagged a measly 1080. She said it made her feel like "a big dummy" (although 1080 is still above the U.S. average).

Courtney Cox fared similarly, landing a 11000.

Geniuses include Ben Affleck, James Franco and Will Smith, all of whom apparently achieved near perfect scores. Singer Ke$ha snagged an impressive 1500.

Famous dummies include Alex Rodriguez (910) and Howard Stern (870). Bill Cosby, shockingly, scored below 500.

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[Who cares?  They're all richer than you.]

[see also the smartest athletes]